So Long And Thanks For All The Fish

Filed April 30, 2005 at 11:56 pm under Uncategorized by TJ

Just saw Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy tonight with Moose. We’re both H2G2 fans, and have been talking about the release of it for months. The movie was cast well, and for the most part followed the original book well, though with any movie made from a book, there are usually parts removed from the movie, as well as the book ALWAYS being better than the movie. All in all, the movie was great, and I give it “Two thumbs up!”


I was suprised that so many people have never even heard of H2G2. A very good source is the official movie site, or Google, or better yet, buy and read the book.

White Lightenin’

Filed April 30, 2005 at 7:31 pm under Uncategorized by TJ

Last year I made a fantastic, smooth mellow batch of ‘Shine. It was good stuff. I was going to do the same this year, but everyone knows that Rum is more of a proper pirate drink.

So, while looking for a good rum mash recipe (5 gallons water, 5 pounds molasses, yeast – yields about 2 gallons of stilled 100 proof when finished), I ran across a great arcticle on burbon here. Very well worth the 10 minute read…

Disclaimer: Making moonshine is dangerous, best left to someone who knows what they are doing. If you try to make moonshine, know you can blow yourself or your house up, do not try this. I will not tell you how to do it. If you really want to learn, go somewhere else, like here. If you blow yourself up, don’t say I didn’t warn you.

Joe Merchant: Missing, Presumed Dead

Filed April 30, 2005 at 6:05 pm under Boring Stuff by TJ

“I was broke, with no job and nothing cooking, but I was happier than a pig in shit. I finally had the airplane I had dreamed about, and she was my insurance policy against what I feared most: a boring life.”

–Frank Bama on the Hemisphere Dancer (WIJM 7)

 

Just finished reading the New York Times Bestseller, written by Jimmy Buffett, “Where is Joe Merchant?” (WIJM?). While I found Jimmy’s writing abilities have matured in his lastest book “A Salty Piece of Land”, I really did enjoy WIJM?  There really is a lot going on in the novel, too much for me to briefly summarize, so it kept my attention, though at times thoroughly confused me with too much wacky stuff happening all at once. 

Where is Joe Merchant? That’s what his sister Trevor Kane, the hemorrhoid ointment heiress, wants to know. For South Seas psychic Desdemona, Merchant is the missing link needed to connect her with other worlds. And the mystery of the presumed dead but oft-sighted rock star’s disappearance is pulling renegade sea plane pilot Frank Bama into the perilous path of psychos, wackos, pirates and dictators–on a wild ride from Key West to the Caribbean to a lush tropical paradise where anything can happen…and everything does.

Below is a good summary to build on…
Where Is Joe Merchant? is the first novel by folk pop artist Jimmy Buffett following his best-selling collection of short fiction, Tales from Margaritaville (1989). Buffett proves himself a capable novelist, easily filling the full canvas of longer fiction with an engaging lyrical adventure set in the Caribbean islands near Hispaniola. As is true with the music of Jimmy Buffett, it reflects the captivating grace and rhythm of island life. Buffett’s passion for the islands, the sea, and navigation (both air and sea), brings authenticity to the exotic setting of this adventure novel.

The novel’s hero, Frank Bama, served in Vietnam as a seaplane pilot.

After the service he obtains the Goose Gruman seaplane of his dreams which he christens the Hemisphere Dancer and uses for his business as a sport fishing guide and a spotter for commercial fishermen.

Bama radiates confidence, affability, and wit as he faces a steady stream of difficulties and danger. When he makes an account of his varied skills, he reckons himself deficient in only two categories: managing his emotions and his Where Is Joe Merchant?

business. His fishing guide business has fallen on hard times and the repo man is after Bama’s seaplane. The only viable option for keeping the Hemisphere Dancer is to head for the remote region of Kodiak Island, Alaska.

Initially, the unexpected visit of his old girlfriend, Trevor Kane, seeking his assistance on the eve of his departure to Alaska, is an unwelcomed complication. However, he senses that a last chance for happiness is being presented to him, and embarks on a course which will provide new opportunities to prove his love and commitment to Trevor.

Trevor had left Frank six years earlier when her rock star brother, Joe Merchant, took a suicidal leap from a yacht. Frank and Trevor’s relationship had deteriorated into a series of fights and flights; then in her grief over her brother’s death she broke off with Frank and moved to New Orleans.

After six years Trevor receives a bizarre letter from someone who had known Joe years ago and believes that he is still alive. Trevor asks Frank to assist her in reaching Boomstown, a remote Caribbean community, so that she may locate the mysterious letter writer. While their early relationship was troubled by Bama’s escapism and poor communication, the mature Frank Bama faces his trials with courage â?? even his most difficult trial, being emotionally responsive to Trevor.

Frank enjoins the quest to help Trevor as well as his buddy Blanton Meyercord, who is running from the authorities after making an “environmental statement” with some explosives at the filming site of a jet ski commercial. The adventure gets into full swing when a mad killer named Charlie Fabian hijacks Frank’s plane, and a sinister Colonel Cairo, who once mentored Joe Merchant as a would-be mercenary, plots to kill Trevor in his pursuit of the Kane family fortune. As an action adventure novel there is no shortage of violence and the pace is quick. To its credit, farcical characters and storylines are interwoven, giving the story a lighter, humorous tone.

One of the highlights of the novel is Frank Bama’s narrative of the region from a sea pilot’s point of view, detailing the physical Caribbean environment, waterways, reefs, fishing, and weather patterns. The knowledge of local lore and history which Bama has amassed during his career as a charter pilot provides a framework for understanding island culture. Both the social and geographical settings depict many of the transitions and influences which have shaped the modern Caribbean.

The impact of the tourist industry, business exploitation, and the arrival of satellite dish television have dramatically changed the face of paradise.

One island town featured in the novel is quickly transformed by the arrival of an American sponge company. However, when the company’s president suddenly dies, the young corporation abruptly shuts down and the town soon reverts to its former character. A black Cadillac convertible, once owned by the sponge magnate and the only automobile on the island, becomes the property of an island preacher and then is passed on to his brother who paints it pink and hoists it up on stilts above his bar. What had been an emblem of industry and prosperity in a white man’s possession quickly becomes an emblem of relaxation and whimsy in an islander’s. The islanders maintain a “roll with the punches” attitude, not taking their economic swings too seriously.

In a similar vein, Buffett’s asides reveal his grief over the unbridled development of Key West. He harkens back to simpler times, before the 1970s, when Key West was genuinely the bad boys’ playground, home to all breeds of social expatriates and renegades.

Now he bemoans its transition from paradise to a tourist spot where visitors come to drink in the ambiance of a way of life that’s no longer present.

The novel also makes plain his environmental concerns regarding the carnage of the coast and the habitats of wild life. In true Buffett style he employs the tale of the Jet Ski Killer, a.k.a. Blanton Meyercord to voice his anger at the reckless misuse of the environment. Blanton is an appropriate voice for protest; he is no Northern liberal newcomer looking for a cause, but an authentic Floridian, a local guy who makes his living as a fishing guide. He has spent his life in partnership with the marine life, and reacts with explosive rage when outsiders exploit and maim the environment that is a central part of his life.

 

“Good Times and Riches” (and son of a bitches)

Filed April 28, 2005 at 10:36 pm under Uncategorized by TJ

I took delivery of the boat today, which means it is going to rain for 3 weeks straight. If you are in the central Indiana area, and are hating the current rain, I apologize right now.

It seems, according to the poll, alot of people liked the name “Good Times and Riches” (and son of a bitches). Works for me. I’ll hopefully be dedicating the boat soon, and dropping it in the lake. Thanks for your votes! More on a pirate’s dedication ceremony later…

Additionally, I am starting to list bits and pieces from the 2 antique Correct Crafts up on my Ebay store. I need to get them gone to make room in the garage, because I’m OUT OF ROOM!

Jeeze. I need a pole barn. What kind of a pirate needs a pole barn in the middle of cornland?

Boat friendly mechanics

Filed April 26, 2005 at 10:16 pm under Uncategorized by TJ

I like the mechanic I have been using. I found them through Henry Street Trading, a local business barter group I am involved in. Good, honest, small used car dealership that knows it’s stuff. If you are in the central Indiana area, they are worth the drive. Ask for Rick. They work on old cars, boats, new cars, etc.

Car Nation
122 State Road 25 W
Lafayette, IN 47909
765-471-6776

Bad Business: Bill Vance Marine in Cassville, MO

Filed April 26, 2005 at 6:45 pm under Uncategorized by TJ

After finally getting in touch again with the marina I purchased the Glastron CVX from last year, I was told “Tough Luck, I have too many other problems to deal with than to deal with you. (for more info, read below) The only way you’ll get anything out of me is to take me to court.” I guess I’m going to look into that option. For now, Bill Vance Marine in Cassville, MO does not stand behind boats they sell, they knowingly lie about the condition of boats they sell and they made quick, cheap, poor repairs to cover up issues to hide them.

Terrible Company
Bill Vance Marine
Highway 112 South
Cassville, MO 65625
(417) 847-3284
billvance@centurytel.com

The weather is here, wish you were beautiful?

Filed April 22, 2005 at 11:22 pm under Uncategorized by TJ

If you don’t like the weather here, wait 15 minutes, it’ll change…

Woke up, got out of bed, dragged a comb across my head… and promptly put on shorts and a Pirate Soul T. Beautiful morning, a little damp from the storm overnight (that knocked the BIG APC UPS in my datacenter offline, along with all the servers), but plenty nice enough.

Tonight it is COLD, and Sunday, it is supposed to dump 2″ of snow on us. What is that all about? I was planning on going to a MG event tomorrow in the Midget (cause that’s what I do), though the weather is going to be cold and rainy. Midget won’t leave the garage. Need to list a BUNCH of old boat stuff on ebay, may be too cold and nasty to get it out to take pictures. Was going to put railing and spindles on the front porch, well, maybe tomorrow with a jacket on…

And to think I was almost upset when I was told boat was not going to be prepped for pickup until NEXT Thursday. The fool I am, I wanted to try water skiing this weekend…

I need to break down and get back to Florida… The Keys are still nice, and spring break is over, so not too crowded.

For tonight, the lovely wife is our with her friends, I guess Moose and I are going to have movie and beers night…

Pirate Birds…

Filed April 21, 2005 at 11:57 pm under Uncategorized by TJ


Picture was from an email Moose sent me (because he knows I’m a fan of Parrots).

Boat Name Poll now open

Filed April 21, 2005 at 2:29 pm under Uncategorized by TJ

Help me name the new Pirate Ship. The poll is on the nav bar on the left. While you are at it, please sign my guest book. I had 11000 hits yesterday, and want to know who some of you are…

I take delivery of the new boat next week, so that’s how long the polls are opened…

Quote of the Week

Filed April 20, 2005 at 10:11 pm under Uncategorized by TJ

“Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, steering wheel in one hand, shifter in the other, tires thoroughly used up, engine totally worn out and you screaming ~ WOO HOO what a ride!”

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